Entomology Pop Quiz!

Anyone know what this is?



This is the third one of these things I've found in our house. It looks kind of like a cross between a silverfish and a grasshopper. Pretty disgusting. I get all creepy crawly just looking at the photo!! Luckily, the ones I've seen didn't move very fast, so they were easy to SMASH!!! Justin says they probably go around eating chiggers or something useful so we should be nice to them. I say WHATEVER!!! CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!!!